Its campus recruitment season at our college and the day before yesterday a highly regarded Indian IT firm (considered No.1 Indian IT firm) was on campus for placements. I applied for the firm just to be on the safer side though I belong to a non- IT branch. The process was a PPT at the beginning, followed by a test and an interview. After the marathon, seemingly never-ending PPT, we finally wrote the test. The results were announced a while later and by God's grace I was among the short-listed ones. Next, the interview, a long wait after which I entered the interview room.
There, sitting was a pretty young woman (late 20's or early 30's), greeted me with a warm smile. The proceedings as below:
Me: Knock, May I come in Ma'am?
She: Yes, come in... Aparna? Have a seat (With a big warm smile)
Me: Yes Ma'am, Thank you Ma'am.
She: Hi, I'm ....... (Sorry! I forgot her name)
Me: Hello Ma'am. (Shook Hands)
She: So, I'll not ask all those usual Q's like why this company? Why should I hire you? Blah.. Blah. These questions yield off hat answers from you guys, which both of us know, is a bluff. What say?
Me: No Ma'am... Def'nly not a bluff (Oh my God! Is this a trap?)
She: Hehe... So what are you good at? Apart from Engg. of course...
Me: Ma'am, I love cooking.
She: Oh! Great... Your Hubby will be lucky...
Me: Hehe... (Ok... ???!!!)
She: So you've tried any recipes recently? Tell me one of them no.... tasty one... so that I can make my Hubby feel lucky.
Me: (What the hell is this? Why did I ever say cooking?) Ma'am, a chat... I call it Chips Masala... will be a nice evening snack... (She smiling.... why was that for? Was she kidding when she asked me to tell a recipe? Should I not have started it? Oh! Man, Grrrrr)
She: Great... Go ahead...
Me: (Seriously??) You take some chips and then..... told her the recipe completely...
She: Sounds Interesting... and tasty too... You know what Aparna... I dont have a brother... or else I'd have proposed him to you.. hehe...
Me: Ma'am.. hehe.. (What was that supposed to mean? Whats going on here man? shit!!!)
She: And yeah! My son is too young... hehe...
Me:Hehe... Ma'am I'm also interested a lot in Music... (WHAT THE HELL??? What was this woman up to? Was she a marriage broker previously? Or is it again a "trap"? I tried to divert her attention from cooking by telling about Music)
She: Hmmm... Do you sing too?
Me: No Ma'am... just a music lover (Thank God! Drifted from cooking)
She: Nice speaking to you Aparna... will call you for more recipes... hehe...
Me: Sure Ma'am... I'd be delighted... (My Foot)
She: Thank you...
Me: Thank you Ma'am (Man, I was expecting the phrase "I was just kidding" for whatever she told before... she did'nt tell that... Huh!)
Thats the interview???!!! What was that? It was so wierd man, I was totally confused. As I came out thousand thoughts raced my mind. Ufff! I then thought, Forget it... Its over anyway.
And then the Grand Finale... Results... I didnt know what to expect for myself... was it right that I told or what? And then, my name was announced and it felt... Good! I after all had been placed. But even today I wonder what that interviewer had in mind. Or was it just another interview? I still dont know. But hey! No probs now... All is well that ends well. Smiles and Cheers!
